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Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
I just wanted to say sorry for trying to jack off your dog last night.
Yea. I think between making the bride puke, feeling up the maid of honor, and sleeping with a bridesmaid. I did my part.
He came in my eye, I lost my earring and all of his friends saw me topless. Happy New Year to you as well.
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there is nothing like a happy birthday present when you wake up with a bow on your vagina.
you can now officially say a girl has shaved your initials into her pubes. welcome to the club.
You stumbled in the house, mumbled something about a cheese party, grabbed a block of cheese and the whiskey, and left.
I'm sorry you were dumb enough to get played by a male cheerleader
In the bath trying to absorb water through my skin because I can't drink it.. That hungover
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He told me we were going to a cabin. It's just logs and a tarp made into walls. This night can go either way at this point.
You ruined me. I can't stop referring to everything outside as the "no-walls" ever since you showed me that video while I was tripping balls. My speech may be permanently altered for the rest of earth spins
Just stepped off the plane in St. Louis. I'm breaking out in hives, I'm allergic to Midwesterners. Can't WAIT to get the fuck out of here.
My walk of shame was four miles long and I had to stop for a water break. I am the picture of class.
So, got kind of drunk last night, made out with some guy, and somehow stole his credit card. Don't even know.
Girl behind me in line at CVS was getting impatient then outta nowhere blew up shouting that if she didn't get her plan B soon she might be a mom and that if we couldn't tell she'd be a horrible mom
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