D3 body, D1 cock
I had so many friends before that round of Never Have I Ever.
I attract so much trash. The guy that is engaged and kissed me is here so is his fiancé. I feel likeshw knows and will cut me in the bathroom might happen. If I'm not at the pool tomorrow she has blonde hair and is really flat.
MRIs the morning after St. Patty's Day was a poor choice.
he broke up with her mid blow job, and somehow convinced her to finish. I want his life
Did you rob me and blame it on the strippers?
Your boobs are like a big quesadilla marker
I couldn't figure out her damn button fly jeans... IM NOT A FUCKING ENGINEER
Trust me. Drunk Scrabble is not a good idea. Arguments over the legitimacy of the word "Pickle" break out, things are said, friendships are ruined. It's ugly.
Last time we had an ultimatum like that, things went very far south. I'm down, but it's your turn to wake up in a hospital.
I just want to eat my penis shaped food in front of you and see how you feel about it.
He just texted me a video of him jerking off. He must really be looking forward to the Super Bowl.
We found him sitting in the back of the club crying into a strippers lap. She told us he missed his pet frog and to come back later.
not that im pissed, but why are there two naked chicks in my bed?
Honestly, if you don't have a lawsuit pending against you by this time tomorrow, I'll be impressed.
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