is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
Her hair smelled like a rat dipped in mustard on fire
I bought this skirt with every intention to have it wrapped around my tits by the end of the night. So, I'm not a whore. I'm a self-fulfilling prophecy.
I'm sorry I compared your vagina to nascar
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The bed I'm sleeping in has a headboard only handcuffs could love. I'm gonna pick up a local dude and wreck that.
I'm sitting in Starbucks, waiting for direction in my life, or it to be 8 p.m. Whatever comes first.
Someone drunkenly cleaned and organized my car last night... Nothing's missing, so that's a plus.
i think ive crossed the line from sexually frustrated to sexually furious
Maybe she'll change her mind but the "go fuck yourself" doesn't seem promising
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Apparently I blacked out and started wrestling with some dude last night. Just found out I might have dislocated his shoulder. Best part: he still wants to bone me
"Like what guy would respond to 'let's fuck. I've got bagels'??"
Almost stopped showering halfway through to go get food
apparently when she asked me how drunk I was on a scale of 1-10, I answered "bitch I'm fabulous" and tried to do a sassy hairflip. but I have short hair.
I miss my teeeeeeeeth. They're in a bag in my hand.
I was not drunk enough for that final.
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