two words: eviction party
sex on the roof is not as easy as it sounds
There was a picture of him proposing on the night stand and their dog watched, but I can't help myself, his dick is just so perfect.
im just sayin im driving an hr to pick her up, just cause shes your gf doesnt mean i shouldnt be entitled to a bj
Barack Obama mentioned plan B and suddenly this address seems a lot more personal
Idk. I woke up marinating in beer on my beanbag. Idk what you mightve done.
He doesn't need to speak English. He needs to speak sex.
I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser.
He ripped off his shirt and tried to give me CPR. That damn bong.
Why would you hook up with someone whos known for peeibg in someones mouth
Yeah. Got a major ego boost when she said she felt like she had just fucked King Arthur. Buying some donuts later to celebrate with, wanna join?
What's clit gel and why is it in my wallet.
He pretended his dick was a samurai sword and that he was slaying me with it is it bad I still wanted him to fuck me
So help me God.... if he sends me a dick pic.... I will make it so he has to eat food through a tube in his nose and poop into a bag by his belly button
He sided with his father, so I slashed his tires. I’d say that’s a fair trade.
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