is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
I woke up face down on my laptop with three windows open: itunes, chat roulette and redtube
I don't care if he acts like a don't exist 6 days a week. On the 7th day he makes makes my vagina cry. In a good way. Jesus understands.
I don't remember much but I know I looked hot.
just to let you know, its not cheating if i cant feel my hands.
His words said "save me", but his penis said "I'll take my chances"
Theme for your birthday? Beer olympics in S&M costumes? Sounds like a nice little saturday
I think she's perpetually drunk
It's all she knows
I have a kicked-out-of-multiple-bars level hangover today
I hat to flip my "days since last bad decision" chart back to zero. So...yeah. Sigh.
Well she just asked a sorority girl if she should fuck her floor mate so it's basically like the blind leading the blind
I mean it could have been worse, I could have been sober.
Does he know you were at a strip club taking shots of tequila right before you babysat his son?
Staff meetings will be awkward since my boss and I both did the new intern
Maybe she doesn’t know you did him
Oh she definitely knows - it was a threesome
Please tell me you’re not taking life advice from porn scripts again
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