your butthole totally puckers for the ginge
I reminded them that I didn't puke and I cleaned yours up! So huh!
How are you going to be there by 9am?
Relax I always go to these conferences hung over
You say that like it's a positive quality
How do I tell if what I'm covered in is pee or cum?
morning after pill = breakfast in bed
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
Just had a flashback of you announcing "your nipples aren't that big for the size of your boobs, I've seen them"
His best friend's cat died so we had a drunken burial ceremony on the side of his condo at 2am and I'm pretty sure if anyone gets ahold of the video feed from Martini Monday we're all fired.
True enough. Do you ever think that these girls grandparents ghosts are watching you masterbate to their granddaughters and look at you in Shame?
im in the library and there's this guy on a computer just staring at a google image of beer. finals week is rough.
It's like some sort of initiation to finger one of them... so I did it. And got high fived afterwards like a dozen times.
Those were right hand only?
He blacked out and wouldnt drink anything unless he funneled it, so I made him funnel water
Blacked in cold and wet, with them areound me singing Aaaaall we are saaaaayiiiing is YOU PEED YOUR PANTS
Just showered and cleaned every bit of sex off of me cuz i have a feelin my stepmom has jesus powers and would be able to smell it on me
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