I could be a Disney star with the amount of nude photos of mine that get leaked.
I was just about to go down on her when she gave herself a "smell check" and said "no, not today".
She's like a coupon for free blow jobs. No purchase necessary.
While I was fucking her, they came in and served us both weed from a hookah. best. friends. ever.
I honestly get shocked all over again every time I pull his pants down. It's one of those feelings you never get tired of.
I really couldn't tell if she was disgusted with the fact that I yacked on her shoes, or if she was about to do the same to me.
i've met an abundance of virgins and guys who where flip flops, i thinks there's a correlation
i may have reached my "but im high so it's cool" quota for the month.
We just took back to back grav bong hits and are playing battleship. She guessed Z - 12 so weve switched board games.
I'm FaceTiming Pizza Hut.
Happy birthday, you long dick monster
Do you think casino weekend will remind us once again that we in fact are not mature enough to be this old?
I didn't know what to say so I just sent him a chicken emoji
Um, It's tempting but I'm not into coke or farmers.
I wish there were more things in this world as wonderful as string cheese
Surriously
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