erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
Tell her she's as useless as a condom.
You yelled "bananas are an excellent source of pottasium!"4 times in the middle of class. how do you not remember?
I don't even know what potassium is.
I'm not sure what's more surprising, the fact that she said I reminded her of Danny Devito, or the fact that it got me laid.
I know i should have focused more on what you were saying in the text rather than the fact you spelt "suicidal" wrong
We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
He got drunk and insisted on licking my eyeball and called it a test of my trust in him.
Standing in front of the open refrigerator with a 3/4 empty bottle of wine eating Bac-o's from the jar, topless. Somebody really should've taught me better coping skills.
A Bum and I jusst hugged. its not even 8 pm.
Just saying goodbye until I figure this whole "warrant out for my arrest" thing
Last time i was there we saw the window of the pizza place we were at get busted, we were pulled out of a taxi to be questioned by the cops, and we peed outside a waffle house. I'm in.
Wanna get really high and go on a Valentine's Day Sexathon cause we're both single or would that be weird?
i read his ps3 instant messaging thing... he's meeting a guy to have sex. i think your boyfriend's gay
Definitely didn't just make out with a guy the same height as me just because we wanted to see what it would be like to not have to reach up....
We need to stop calling him that. I definitely said “Fuck me harder Swizzle Dick“ while we were doing it and it got weird
He should appreciate that I recommend that corkscrew cock of his! I’m getting him laid
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