Omg. I just woke up in a room full of naked people
I'm going to shit on something weird... I can't wait
We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
do you remember wearing her cheetah rainboots and making bacon shirtless?
While I was dancing with him in my foil dress he said, "You're like a Chipotle burrito. Don't worry, that's the best complement you could get from me."
Convinced the domino's pizza delivery person to go to shaws and buy me a bottle of wild turkey. For america.
do you think its obvious that we spent all afternoon playing naked body oil twister?
How do you not remember seeing the kid from our chem lab table and repeatedly yelling "lab partners for life!" at him?
I woke up to the sound of gentle rain, only to realize I was laying under a urine trough in the men's restroom. Fuck you, bourbon. Fuck you.
So apparently someone caught him as he was falling. And carried him around the rest of the night.
would it be uncouth to smoke a joint during office hours
This is why you're my favorite TA
You told the guy in Wawa you needed his hoagie for "a scavenger hunt" and then called him a "fuckstained Muggle" when he didn't give it to you. You are a delight.
I was about to google "rabies and sexual activity." Then I realized I was at work.
We were in a bathroom while 4 dudes compared dick piercings.
Buffalowww
Why is the toilet broken? Why did I wake up naked in the shower, hugging a bath mat? WHY IS THE TOILET BROKEN?
Is it just clogged or something?
No! There are actual chunks of toilet on the floor.
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