home. puking in laundry basket.
tonight, alcohol would be proud of us
so he just called his new girlfriend by my name and she was too drunk to even notice how awkward..
He burst into tears while I was blowing him. NEVER giving a bj for a graduation present again.
The bank teller laughed at me....I'm apparently that fucking hungover looking
All I wanted was my $85. Judgement free. But nooooo
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
Roommate just came in drunk and tweaked out because my tv has a DVD player built in. Waaaaaayyyy too sober for that conversation.
I woke up with a stapler in my ass. Don't even complain to me.
Is the Chairman of the College Republicans throwing upon your toilet right now? 'Murica!
I ended up in bed with a man from London in a sorority wing I am not apart of. Tequila fucks you up
Ive never seen a drunk man get suplexed before last week, now its the standard requirement every time we go out.
She thinks you guys are the gods of the bathroom. If she runs past you naked, give me a heads up
friends who go to the bar together leave the bar together and im not leaving you behind ohana means family
Lesson Learned: It's not a party until someone pisses their pants.
I I was gonna wake him up with a blow job but I don't know how he would feel about it.
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