you kept searching pizza on facebook and becoming a fan of each page dedicated to it
why is there cat hair all over my deoderant?
she wanted to smell more freshershest than you.
you're acting like its my fault you're allergic to sperm or something.
i told you we never speak of that again
this will be a night to untag.
I can't leave. She doesn't trust me and my penis being out in the world without supervision.
explaining to a nurse how i all most cut my finger off playing beer pong, she def just hand me a AA booklet.
You're not supposed to support this behaviour, btw the judge recognized me
Mom brought home a 36 pack of Smirnoff and was all "ring any bells?" and then winked. I'm scared. What does she know?
Maybe you need to change your pickup move. The "hey check these out" titty flash gets you the wrong kinda man.
This drive is very scenic
And I'm chugging whiskey in the back
As you should, soak in all this country has to offer
The entire state will know me by my boobs.
but how can he casually chat with my father 8 hours after asking me if i'm a screamer
I’m not closing myself off the to the possibility of making a bad life choice.
i didnt realize that your first thought would be SEXUALIZING BREAD
HANDS OFF UNTIL AFTER I DO BUTT STUFF WITH HIM.
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