mutual masturbation is only cool if cash money records is involved.
We learned a valuable lesson from last night. You can, in fact, order bacon on a Big Mac.
Free beer happened. I got hammered and aaron did his first keg stand. Then went all martha stewart on redecorating the bathroom. I remember being at walmart
What theme did he decide on for the bathroom?
Well as you know martha loves the northeast this time of year. I believe the theme was 'coney island' decorrated with hot dogs and macaroni
Some girl in the stall next to me just yelled "fuck yes i started my period!" she came out of the stall and we high fived. who am i to judge? i do that every month.
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youre not allowed to be friends with girls ive double teamed. period.
With the amount of g's you put on going I'm gonna guess you're drinking alone again
You can do it. What doesn't kill us just drives us to drink
sick fucks of a feather flock together
I really want to fuck that guy in the full wind breaker suit
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This is how baked we were last night. Our drinking game: We stare at each other; first one to laugh drinks.
I don't care how great the sex was, I cannot unsee what has been seen. I regret ever stalking his Facebook.
Walked into a bathroom stall to pop an addy for my three back-to-back finals today. Felt like Clark Kent walking into a phonebooth.
Like who turns down taking a nap inside of someone in 2014.
Uhmmmm is there really any way to tactfully ask "you into me jerking you off with my feet... or nah" cause if you find one let me know 😂
I get so sad when I watch him slowly destroy his life with whiskey and cocaine. Then he bites my neck and I just want to fuck him. I can't help it.
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