What are these yellow papers in the kitchen?
These are the tickets we got last night.
Did i sign this one as Grizzly Bear?
Yes...yes you did.
i just hope all the shady shit stops so i can let him into my pants
Judging by the amount of alcohol multiplied by the amount of her exes here, tonight will be ending in tears.
I'll call you tomorrow. I'm ok and back i love you goodnight.
I stole a bike. Here's a pic
Just threw up. It looks like I may have swallowed a cigarette.
Sharing a bathroom with a guy sucks. I always have to set an alarm for the middle of the night just so I can take a dump. Poop text btw
I spent the whole weekend building houses out of popsicle sticks for my bowls. How was your weekend?
Just paid off my possession ticket on 4/20. Helloooo awesome.
I have my vibrator between my thighs and I'm listening to high school musical. That kind of high. We're all in this together.
Nothing says "forever alone" like receiving a friendship bracelet from your parents.
Let's be honest dude, you almost cried when I gave you a handy, you are not ready for a relationship, I knew this.
He's very cute and has a totally sit-able face.
I'm sorry my shit is everywhere... I accidentally got drunk while packing
Yup we found her. The bouncer was carrying her out
Just walked into the supermarket puking into a plastic bag while wearing my favorite Bob Ross shirt. I am a human disaster.
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