It's just like the Real World with babies
I honestly didn't see the problem playing beer pong In the car on the road trip home.
I saw he had me in his phone as "the fat twin"
You were crying and asking his mom "why doesn't he like road head?"
Yeah, clearly. And then we can float around my room on Christmas themed inner tubes. And drink, I guess.
Just witnessed my roommate pick her nose and eat it in her sleep. Remember, you made out with that.
I generally just try to vote by which candidate I think has the bigger dick. Sorry Romney.
You were making out with a freshman and said you wanted to back to his place. Then when you got to the door to leave you said "never mind." He sad it wasn't fair and you got all serious and told him "welcome to the real world kid."
some how during sex we caught an ENTIRE pillow on fire. A WHOLE PILLOW.
My glasses were in the garbage this morning
It's a mix of hot dirty sex and week old bong water
I guess what I'm trying to get to is that my dog sneezed on my dick earlier and its really taken the joy out of my evening.
Watch out for the bush at the end of your steps. it comes out of nowhere
Just fell down the stairs..might wanna call the ambulance jus take the weed out of my pocket be4 they come..
What's the weirdest place you've ever had sex?
I don't think you're psychologically prepared for this conversation.
Randomize
