he said he wished he had more hands so he could firmly hold my boobs.
This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
Hurry up I might actually study if I am left alone
your cum blends into my yellow sheets :/
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I don't have enough holes for all these australians
The strip club called, they have your shoe.
Make sure you have everything youll need until sunday. aka a green shirt and condoms.
I will suppress my appetite by doing shots then passing out
i just stole a 8 pack of olde english 40s and 2 roles of duct tape. we are going to make edward proud tonight.
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Come to find out, there is a place where binge drinking and aggressive head butting is completely appropriate. In a mosh pit, Travis is just a regular dude!
In related news... Actually, nope. I don't have any orgy-related news. You win.
Didn't know where your dishes went. Put em in the bathtub. They're stacked taller than you. It's like modern art.
A 'Bear Fight' is a car bomb followed by a Jaeger bomb. Fuckface and I do those on slow days. Tonight, we did a 'Polar Bear on Fire'. Fireball, a bear fight in the middle, and end with rumple minze.
I made friends at the beach bars tonight. Several were worried for my well being.
I got so drunk that I peed my bed...and all over him. The ironic thing is that he slept in his swimming trunks.
All I could think about while we were fucking was what Hogwarts house he would be in
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