oh god the rape fog is back!
I want to make a zoo with you.
why is it impossible to run with a back pack without looking like a giant d-bag?
haha... you gave me a great visual of you in high white socks running with a backpack with eye of the tiger playing in the background
that only happened once.
just took a pee in my own yard...decided i had to poo..only got a dingle berry....wiped it away with my finger..help me...my mom AND dad are home.
i was about to rearrange the room but realized that this is the only efficient setup where we can have sex while the other one's asleep without them accidentally seeing.
I thinking of taking all of the pics of his dick that he's sent me and making a calendar.
I'm going to look like a jackass in the Mexican newspaper tomorrow.
I could study for finals and ace all my tests but wheres the fun in that? id rather black out and hope for the best
Dude, I traded weed for crunch berries. Happy Thursday.
you made a mix containing mostly whiskey. then you took a sip, gagged and yelled "perfect!"
Well sort of got busted by a cop while having sex outside, so your call
Have you ever drank bourbon in your underwear while wearing a Santa hat and reflecting on the decisions of your life? Asking for a friend.
you ripped my door off of the hinges, kicked it in half and then proceeded to throw it down the stairs because i wouldn't make you a cheese burger
Gatorade without vodka just doesn't taste the same
21st birthday weekend in Vegas has concluded and all I'm missing is my underwear and 'Contacts' icon on my phone home screen.
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