I'm already going to be stripping so like pretty much you would just be watching me. Also we're watching twilight. again.
I'm home now. bring me food and boobies
Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
If i have to listen to his problems about his girlfriend, he should at least let me suck his cock.
i just learned how to squirt via google. life is good.
just had to take a 4 hour nap to write a one page paper. its obviously the week after winter break.
Captain Phil from deadliest catch died... im trying to think of a memorial fb status but "ill miss your crabs" doesnt sound right
When i asked him what happened all he said was, the toucan... the toucan... over and over again.
I try to help out whenever I can. Speaking of rough nights I woke up half naked on Brady's couch with bloody paper towels duct taped to my foot.
I want a picture of impoverished children wearing Oregon national champions shirts.
Yes, I feel sorry for the tribe that gets those. They won't be able to hide from the lions.
There are at least 3.6 billion human cocks in this world. Get some. Get as many as humanly possible. Literally. Do it. 1-2-3 go!
traded hat for shot of whiskey. lovah yo life. only ADVENTURE NOW. OH GOD IT WENT TO CAPS LOCK
Aqua-barf. When you are about to puke in the toilet but pass out face first instead...and then puke. WITH YOUR FACE IN THE BOWL. There is no escaping the puke ring you have on your face. I know first hand.
i need to stop establishing animals as safe words. Giraffe and Penguin are really awkward words to say during sex
Yep that's the face of someone whose dick I would put in my mouth without hesitation
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