Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
By the way, shout wipes are a gift from god for people that throw up on themselves.
He is like that thing on the menu you would eat because nothing else looks remotely edible.
At barnes & noble, drinking beer out of thermoses, lookin legit.
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Wow. Thanks for becoming another fan of something on Facebook. You make me want to gouge my eyes out.
He told me he loved me mid lick. Anyone that can look at me from that angle, lick my vagina, and say they love me must absolutely mean it
All i remember is people cheering me on to drink faster than the dog, out of the dog's bowl. I just couldn't stop.
Just saw a tranny in a skimpy captain america costume walking around campus. Going to follow her. You gotta see this
I have to deal with three things I do not like this weekend. Pooping in toilets that are not mine. Air mattresses. Not beating off in the shower.
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The guy next to me just said he wont play beer pong on principle. Im scared.
i told him I'd let him eat part of a weed cookie out of my cleavage, so he pulled over like a gentleman.
I made out with a guy because he ate a grape lollipop and he tasted delicious... not my proudest moment.
I was just randomly reminded of the night you were wrapped up in a bed sheet carrying a full bottle of cookie dough vodka and warning neighbors of the weirdos running around
is it bad that I see hot guys I wanna sleep with as challenges instead of actual people?
yes. but it works for you
I just learned that the grill marks on a Burger King burger patty are actually previously burnt on there with a radioactive spray-on liquid and McDonald's french fries are actually 5% potato.
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