he's a nude model. what could you have done to make him feel awkward??
i yelled out "tuesday" during orgasim. he fucked me into 2 days from now.
I came home to burning cookies and him outside "tanning" naked.
He just wants an even tan
This essay is so getting done. I am spurred on by thoughts of test-driving your newly shaven face by sitting on it as soon as humanly possible.
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I dont care how drunk you were. Making a bet with MY husband at MY wedding that you could seal the deal before he could is ALWAYS inappropriate!
I'm using my dog as a pillow. He's cool with it.
I feel horrible. I brought her to your house like a late night pizza delivery and dropped her off.
Who gets call-your-ex-from-4-years-ago drunk on a Thursday??
Company meeting and there he was. Felt a little weird like 'last night you were telling me how your dick loves me, and now we're listening to a report on sales figures'.
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I never thought I could be this turned on by a man wearing racoon tails.
i feel like doing his laundry was not included in the job description when we became fuck buddies.
I should stop pointing to my vagina when I say "I'm in charge!"
i told him the only way i'd fuck him was if he saved me during the zombie apocolypse and took me to a tastefully decorated yet impenetrable hideout.
all I remember is them saying he had a big dick and the next thing I know I’m leaving with him
Learned two new lessons today: 1) Do not identify pills found in one's car by taking them to see what happens, especially while at work, and 2) There is no logical reason to keep ambien in one's vehicle...
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