yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
Party at my house. Liquor pinata. Your presence is required.
I met her at the quidditch match. She was the snitch and I caught her. After at the bar she walked up grabbed my hand and said snitches have flesh memories.
Puke, feathers, beads, and solo cups all on my way to class. I'm surprised anyone's alive after this weekend.
My life is a video game called get the drunk princess back to her castle, thank you to all that participated
It's 1:26 and I have already found 5 fruit flies between 3 separate glasses of wine. This is supposed to be a summer problem. Fucking global warming.
Under no circumstances is tits McGee to make that kind of decision about my life!
I wrote him a note at the end of the final. I'm hoping I can flirt my way in to an A or B
you know you're doing something right when your drug dealer insists on hugging you before you leave.
This is the difference between me and him; he buys you flowers, I buy you a dildo
Just because you got dumped by some loser doeant mean you need Jesus. It just means you need better friends and some booze
I woke up and there was a huge blow up palm tree in my bed...
We won like $80 last night at the casino, so if we get the Plan B we still have enough to get your basic bitch latte from Dunkin. Calm down.
Best night if my life? Time I got eaten out in the backseat of a M5 while eating White Castle. Then he fucked me. Perfect
Dude, running 15 min late.
Let's play a game, you pay for all the drinks I can finish before you get here. Go.
Randomize
