we were both hunting dick last night. it ended terribly for both of us.
dude your cousin who was wearing the skirt wasn't wearing any underwear
gross she's a slut
yea she doesn't shave either
we can't become the bulimic house in the complex dude. Besides, you need teeth for your career.
Just used my cancer results to get a free lap dance. Great day just got better.
i have rugburns grass stains and some road rash. im an all terrain slut
Starting the weekend with a pair of pants on which the zipper wont stay up. Is this a sign of things to come??
Holy fucking shit the worst thing for a hangover ever--A FUCKING BOLLYWOOD MOVIE BLARING IN CLASS
YOU ARE THE WORST TRAVEL AGENT! THIS IS A SINGLES CRUSE FOR SENIORS. THEY ALL THINK IM THE FUCKING WAITRESS JUST CAUSE IM BLACK!!!
It makes no sense at first, you go with it, it's fun and entertaining and then a disaster
Can we talk about how she only slept with you because you remind her of a member of a K-pop group?
Good dick will make you do a lot of things… Great dick will make you consider buying a house.
Oh my god I need an adult
Wait shit I am an adult
Drunk me left sober me a shower beer in expectation of Hurricane Harvey. Drunk me is the best.
I think I just sharted jello shots
We just started our own DARE program: Drugs are really enjoyable.
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