the only girl from my high schools graduating class coming to our school next year went stag to prom and still has braces...
dibs.
I just found 22 drunken videos and 4 naked pictures on my phone. We'll start the bidding at $5
i just licked my manager on accident and i'm freaking out
my brother walked in while we were fucking, silently took my bong from my closet, saluted us and walked out.
what's the name of that soccar player i bit again?
that's why i use the vibrator in the tanning bed. multitasking. plus then my rooms doesnt know how pathetic of a life i lead.
Her facebook status said "just got a sign from god". I texted her and apparently she found a slice of pizza in the shower.
You almost married that.
I don't know what was up he just kept sitting in his chair smoking weed and watching home movies all night it was weird as fuck.
Oh yes there is. Now I'm the sad one. Please organize my life. And I will demoralize yours.
it's all fun and games til I text you in last nights clothes with a head bleed
I just overheard an "I'm going to get your dick so hard" conversation at Costco.
Don't date the locals. They're all tainted.
That's not the problem. The problem is I thought I was over him but he smells nice today.
We told the cop that we were playing soccer, in flip flops, and 2:30 in the morning. It was raining and i had board shorts on. He bought it, lets go get drunk
No instead we fucked in the elevator.. it was wrong on so many levels..
How tall was the building? Maybe it was only wrong on some of them
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