Just gargled Fireball to get the fish taco taste out of my mouth. Almost as good as gum.
i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
i just threw up in a potted plant at home depot
sticking your finger down your throat to make yourself throw up is bulimia, not morning sickness, so no, I don't think you're pregnant.
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You say "I'm in class" like it matters... I'm getting a little tired of having to smoke by myself at 4:20 because you're in class.
How would u feel about transportimg a penis shaped ice luge to nashville?
totally just got a week extension on my midterm by telling my prof that I had just found out I was adopted
I woke up in my living room, on the floor, wearing nothing but a fur coat?
Wait also totally unrelated but can horses sit down?
I just tried to picture one and I don't think they can cause I can't envision it
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He doesn't deserve you. Your ass looks 8 times better than his face ever will. Wanna order pizza and watch porn?
God dammit. My lube leaked all over my passport
Can you send me the pic of me puking with a quesadilla on my shoulder
I may or may not have spiked my gatorade to get through a game of monopoly with these children.
It was like Lady and the Tramp, but just tramp and the tramp. And instead of spaghetti and meatballs, we had whiskey and cups
I could not add him. He gets 5 likes on Instagram.
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