She's a black belt cougar in the 6th degree.
You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
Call me Kermit cause I'm about to go piggin
Is it weird that I think of Ennis from Brokeback Mountain everytime I hear "Make em Say" by Master P? "I don't need your money. Huh." NA NA NA NAAA.
he was sobbing,drinking his beer, all while confessing his love for her. awkward was an understatement...
I think it's time we have the "weird fetish" talk.
Just now remembered singing Trashy Women at the reception. Not karaoke, just sang along with the mic I stole from the DJ. All while still in my dress drinking champagne from the bottle
Nope she woke up in a hotel room alone on 55th street. A guy in a lamborgini gave her a ride this morning. She was walking barefoot home
Bring my gorilla suit and my bong.
Oh its going to be that type of weekend?
I'd introduce you to the guys, but you'd probably make them all fall in love with you
I could do with a Floridian man-harem. Let's do this.
my last clear memory of the night was being offered a shot but having so much alcohol in my hands that someone literally had to pour it in my mouth for me. after that it pretty much skips to waking up face down and shirtless on my floor.
He did leave his bud tall boy and 2 choco tacos, so not a total loss.
My day in three words: secret purse cake
Rob and I are cross faded and the only one taking care of us is a drunk person who's making us dance.
I just googled "creative ways to tell someone you'll give them a blow job". I'm losing my touch.
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