why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
I admire the strength of friendship we have that allows for sharing husbands.
You closed the sidewalk off to pedestrians last night. With a glitter covered safety cone
You threw up in a Dixie cup last night. Oddly, you just gained major points in my book for that.
How the hell can the Olympic committee frown so much on weed and yet put on a show you would have to be high to actually enjoy?
Just fell asleep during a bikini wax. Thank god for day drinking.
You should get a handy in the street again, just to prove you've still got it.
yea im pretty sure it has something do with my love of forearms...
It was a two-sided wall so part of my body ended up in someone elses condo.
I've never been to a "going away to jail" cookout. do we bring a present?
This little shit keeps eating the playdoh so i replaced the green with wasabi from work. Wonder what his parents are gonna think when he burns his soft palette?
Would fucking the college coach be against recruiting rules?
Chipotle. Because when you've had diarrhea for 6 days why not just make it 7
Vodka for breakfast. With a side of Frankenberries. Don't judge me.
gave up morals for lent, so far it's actually been really easy.
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