you told him you liked to chip your nail polish to look like different countries. im gonna guess that no, you didn't sleep with him.
i wish i was a boy too so i knew what a blow job felt like
Apparently he ran around last night saying he was 'the hulk hogan of muff diving'
We had to introduce ourselves in ethics class. This guy stood up said I'm mark, I love sluts and Jack. Then just sat back down. Hero status.
Half my make-up was stuck to his thigh where I'd fallen asleep after the blowjob.
Her face is stuck to the frozen jager bottle. I think shes ok with it
mallory made a planned parenthood decision maker flow chart again.
I stuck a note to his door with my gum explaining why i couldn't spend the night. as i was walking away, he opened the door...i fell down and played dead. deffinitly didn't see me.
People are yelling about how much they want you here.
I'm going to change, vomit up my mexican food to save the trouble later, and then come meet you. Thrilled.
I'm naked and wearing a cowbell.i love med school.
Weirdly I'm doing ok, but I've tested positive for chlamydia, I wanted to let you know
I might have beaten my fastest all time record going from "I really really like this girl" to "fuck that bitch"
If you already knew specifically that I was smoking a bowl in my remodeled bathroom AND THEN still wanted to initiate sexting, please proceed to the altar and marry me this instant.
Omg this is like trying to sleep on a pile of ballsacks.
I was giving him a handjob in the woods and a family walked by
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