So #1 way to come back last night and #2 wishbone and I broke into his house and i opened joey's door and u were both passed out and pantless.
I kinda knew it wasnt going to pan out when he would rather watch how i met your mother ON TIVO than fuck me......
i almost burnt down an apartment complex. little busy, get back to you later
they're like a gay fantastic four
He was pretty wasted I guess, but the crippled guy threw the first punch it was awesome
What would you do in exchange for having a girl eat a waffle house waffle off your body?
I think I'm leaving the streamers and balloons up from 4th of july till after he stops by. It'll be like the universe is celebrating his massive dick.
Also, my aunt grabbed my phone and downloaded the scriptures. Apparently I need Jesus.
I just smoked a bowl alone and took my Zyrtec here's to a full night.
I've officially dedicated my newly single life to making myself squirt.
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
the sex was good. her showing me pictures of her 4 year old daughter afterwards was not.
I'm still mad from all the stupid shit he's done this week that even though I couldn't give two shits about Vday, I'm gonna throw an epic tantrum if he doesn't morph in to Nickolas Sparks for a day
Well, I ruined his toilet and he's still completely okay with me. Plus, it took him like a week to tell me.
If a girl I didn't love ruined my toilet I don't think I'd stick around.
Shelly has the weirdest luck. Dude offered her a job riding a bucking bronco and it was not porn or stripping but an actual g-d cow.
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