Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
the guy working at the drive-thru just asked me if i wanna bang after he gets off work tonight.
given your current drought situation, im genuinely curious to know what your answer was
i told him maybe and gave him my number. sad? probably. but even if the sex is bad maybe i'll get a free burger out of it
well I washed the adderal like an idiot. the capsules broke but the beads inside were intact. so my landlady came in and caught me licking the dryer lint screen
That's the great thing about NY, if you pee your dress you have an entire cab ride to air dry your panties before the next club.
I woke up next to her this morning and couldn't remember her name. Luckily, she had written it on my hand so that I could add her on facebook.
My flask crushed my baggie full of aderall in my backpack, why can't my demons just live together in peace
it's great music for shaving your balls
Pot head idea of the day: make a maraca out of weed seeds. Or a rain stick? Definitely rain stick.
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
Please answer
P.S. I just made up pleasure scepter for the purpose of that last message.
reason #326 why I'm still single.... my date just told me there's a little boy ghost that lives in his closet because he likes his music.
I showed my cat the amount of coke I had. She looked concerned.
You don't know how small your school is until you know everyone in the ER on a Friday night.
Soooo I think my neighbor just saw me masturbating on my porch
Yeah that was post sex. I was thinking in my mind, no wonder he didnt ask me to call him daddy since he actually is a dad
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