Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
I'm so glad you managed to take a picture of your foreskin before you broke my camera.
May God have mercy on my new vibrator.
they are using this drunk girl like a spin the bottle in the hot tub, whoever she lands on she makes out with.
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I dont care how high you are, meat and sprinkles dont mix dude
this is not okay. even my mom refers to me as a sorostitute.
Dude. The girls called me over to see what they had in their dorm. They snuck in a pigeon in a cardboard box. They named it Quincey. They swear they're sober.
i only avoided him because he looked like he was about to have a heart attack and i didnt feel like doing cpr on my day off.
what type of emt are you
He skipped an important family function with his dying father to fuck me. Terrible human, amazing fuck buddy.
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I just had a sex dream about orange juice, so there's that.
ARE YOU OKAY?
Physically? Yes. Morally? No.
I wrote myself a note last night telling me to tell you that you're the best person ever, and asking you not to tell me what I did, I think I'm trusting my drunk judgment on that one.
I was sprawled on his bed and heard him and a girl walk in the apartment. I jumped out the window and am walking down main street wrapped in an american flag blanket. Can you pick me up?
How is it that I can make it to my 8am Friday morning still drunk after passing out the night before...but not to my 9am on Tuesday that I went to bed early for? Irony or karma?
He ate me out in a limo while we were driving home. I love bars being open again!
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