Boobs. All I remember is boobs.
I made myself breakfast and everything and then whoever's house it actually was came downstairs very upset.
Just heard a guy on the phone saying " ya ill buy the eight ball " then came to my register to ask what asile the sugar substitute is on.
i walked toward the cop car thinking it was the liquor store lights nd by that time it was too late to escape the trap
Ya know, in a round about way coinstar is just a glorified vending machine for all my bad choices.
well the hot one passed out so thats that, but then the fat one made chicken nuggets....totally worth it
You sucked on the drag queens heel. It got that rough.
We team puked and then made sex like wild monkeys. If that isn't love, I don't know what is.
It's just one of those days where I'm too horny to function, to be perfectly honest.
I've injured myself in such a way that i am only capable of making love standing up now
I told him I felt we were at the point where if I saw him talking to another girl, I'd probably choke him out. So I guess you could say things are getting serious.
I just sent him a message bearing my soul about how much he means to me as a friend and his first response is "are you drunk?"
Shit like this is why I'm a bitch to everyone.
Woke up in a car, do you own a silver car parked a few miles form the house...hope so
You chose shitty college football over this pussy and my cute little mouth. That's your fault.
Swear to god, somebody just drove by with mickey mouse in their passenger seat and he waved at me.
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