We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
playing new game: drink everytime u see someone at the beach with a tramp stamp, double if u guess it before u see it, triple for male tramp stamps
warning: blackouts possible when playing in ocean city or anywhere in new jersey
there was enough confetti in my bra to throw another NYE party
i realized i had a pad on before i went to this guys house so i stuck it in his neighbors shrub.
yeah, we figured out that passing a joint between cars was a pretty bad idea
just got tipped $5 to put a barbie in a waffle cone and drip caramel sauce on it while a group of dudes cheered and one took pics. 90% sure they were sober
you had acid sex with the barista. why is my bucket list your tuesday?
This girl came outta nowhere yelling HOLD MY DICKKKKKK!
I just set a bowl of cap n crunch on fire. That high.
I'm going to miss hockey season. It was the best excuse to get drunk on a Tuesday night.
What alcohol should i drink Saturday to completely hate life?
When was the last time you wore pants?
Time is relative.
And pants are optional.
Did you feel uncomfortable?
For a little while. Then I got really high and ate a bunch of animal crackers out of some dudes pocket while we chilled on their super comfortable couch.
my dad just liked my status about my bowl being stolen even he feels my pain
I am no longer embarassed by my vagina
It concerns why you would be in the first place, but I'd rather not know
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