Is making out on a toilet while he is sitting down and pissing weird? cause that's what happened last night
Let's just say there's a reason that "suede" rhymes with "laid".
Your roommate was biting my friend last night. It was weird.
I can't make Walk of Shame Wednesdays a recurring theme.
He dropped me off at 4 in the morning because I made fun of Pearl Jam..
So I just tried to wake him up with a blow job and he literally touched the top of my head and said snooze button
Our whole friendship has just been time foreshadowing my dick in your mouth.
I just woke up in bed, rolled over, and found a whole pizza.
this is the second day in a row.
Oh. Yeah. It's the same pizza then.
Then he started caressing my eye brow. Like repetedly. For at least 15 minutes. It was strangely mesmerizing
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
My guy issues hinge on tonight's game. Caps win, it's Dustin. Rangers win, Josh. I even flipped a coin to see who got what team
She was hammered and showed her gay best mate a pic of my cock, his response was "I fucked the wrong brother"
On a side note apparently my brother is gay
I'm not going out, it's sweat pants and gallon vodka night at my place and I'm the only one on the guest list.
This is because you lost at fooseball isn't it?
You have such a talent for this
Friendship, or finding weed?
Yes
not even sure this counts as hungover but like my body can't exist in reality today
Randomize
