When I asked if she spit or swallow she replied "I never learned how to spit"
i realized that the internet ruins the joy of a father passing down playboys to his son
Her "get-your-paper-done-early-blowjob" incentive is the thing that has successfully deterred my procrastination
Its 11am everyones wasted wearing sombreros and eating fresh produce..cesar chavez would be very proud
The heaters out again. Makin a fire in thebroke toilet for warmth.
im almost positive that in mid thrust she told me she was pro choice
if by "adventure" you actually mean "getting ridiculously high and shaving our legs," then yes.
he made me feel like a shish kabob. his dick was the skewer.
and you said he wasn't worth calling.
is it sad that i can honestly say it was the best birthday sex i've ever had and it was still terrible?
In less than 24 hrs I went from conversing with Nobel Laureate, to hangover vomiting in front of a drive thru cashier
You tried tipping the cashier at Cook Out by shoving a dollar bill down his shirt and yelling "Magic Mike"
Lets start a coed nudist frat/sorority. It would be amazing. Or just an orgy club. It would also be amazing
As much as I trust your struggle imma deal with being Eskimo brothers with my own sister before I get to that
I apparently got up in the middle of the night after fucking him and started looking for you under piles of his clothing
Took it for the first time last night, and i saw a giant pillsbury boy coming after me with a wrench in his hand.
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