I just used Master P to describe what sound the letter U makes to my daughter...
so i'm sitting in his room drinking tequila from the bottle and watching harry potter. he's jacking off to some porn a couple feet away from me. at one point i look over and see that he's watching me instead of the porn. please help me figure out how warped it is that i found that romantic
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
i went to go through my sent box of drunk texts from last night and they were all deleted... i'm going to assume drunk me made the executive decision that sober me would be better off not knowing what they said
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We're not too concerned with getting her out of jail. We're on a mission for donuts.
ok so hold on... from what i hear... thank you... i'm sorry... and your welcome.
Before you become official, we should get a hotel room and fuck our brains out. Sort of like a going away party for your penis.
Do you know what's great about Canada?..... There will always be a Tim Hortons on my walk of shame route
I command you to take a shot and dance like the pretty little gay boy you are.
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Not sure how a movie about Jesus has managed to make me feel insecure about my boobs but it has.
Woke up in the middle of my kitchen clutching a cheesy gordita crunch
It's like I'm getting a welcome home parade with sex!
I was going to try being motivated today. But then I took a hit while still in bed.
Only the sound of Friends and my gulping of wine are masking the sounds of my roommate getting laid
I think sunday funday got a little out of control. There is cheese slices and BBQ sauce all over the roof and 4 empty bottles of vodka in my room.
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