Picture the opening band right now: euro, beer guts, one member in oversized hipster lumberjack apparel, the other in childsized american apparel and shorts. Singing in german.
Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
false alarm. still invincible.
i ate 2 chicken nuggets and puked out 5. that doesn't even make mathematical sense
My student's should feel privledged to see me tuesday after the amount of alcohol I consumed this weekend.
Just saw a denim jacket with the phrase christian cowboy...ridin with the lord under a picture of a cowboy in a sunset. I'm def in mississippi.
her bf's celebrating 10 yrs of service at kfc...it's safe to say all the good men are taken
He screamed "Hug me!" and dove into the bushes. How he gets laid every weekend is beyond me.
Is this the girl that wrote "Poon Slayer" across my chest?!
He stole a bottle of grenadine from the bar. And got arrested. His new cell mate is going to love his bright red lips.
Get in your clown car, pick up everyone you know, and head to the park. drunk Sledding grand prix tonight. winner takes home the leftover beer
If tits could talk, mine would be bragging
and i do believe that will be the last time you send me a photograph of our mother in her underwear.
Would seriously like to slash his tires but then I feel like I'd have to deal with him longer.
She started crying because the Rugrats grew up
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