i miss you so much
i miss you too
oops, did i send that to you? i meant to send it to the money you owe me
I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
I smelled like jager and penis. The only cure was a pack of camels and plan b.
she's walking around the room telling people she can make the room move with her mind and then she shakes her head really fast yelling 'see?!'
we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
i take my contacts out every time we fuck so i cant see all the stretch marks
I was lying there too hungover to move when my dog jumped onto my bed and set half a calzone on my pillow. Best. Dog. Ever.
So was I the only one that was competing in the whale hunt?
It is. We should just be drunk all the time forever everything is like just 90% more perfect
IT'S A FUCKING GIANT POKEBALL MAD OUT OF TINY ROSES
IF IT WALKS LIKE A MANWHORE AND QUACKS LIKE A MANWHORE, HE PROBABLY HAS VD.
Do you think casino weekend will remind us once again that we in fact are not mature enough to be this old?
I'm currently on an epic search all over the city for a drug store that isn't sold out of Plan B. I celebrated your birthday from afar.
So.. I was kinda upset i got the bad fuck out of the situation
You made me brush your teeth last night......for 47 minutes.
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