Note to self. Never fart in a tanning bed
about to try to wax my asshole... wish me luck
he was pretty good aside from the whole putting his tongue on my butt thing
He said I was the smartest girl he had ever dated, that should have been a sign from the beginning
I wish I could save this moment forever and have sex with it regularly. Its just tht beautiful.
i just remember pinky promising you guys to take care of him.
and I believe it was when I was running to class to take a test still drunk in my Halloween costume that I realized I have reached that point in the semester where I just don't give a flying fuck anymore.
Just FYI, I'm breaking up with my boyfriend tonight and you need to be on call to be my first rebound bang
Ramen still too hot to eat. Eating it anyway. Stoner girls feel no pain
Just saw the mall santa roll by on a rascal scooter holding a chic-fil-a milkshake and stop to chat up trio of cute 20-somethings. New hero.
I think he should just go away to a small penis island and never come back
I told him he could fuck me in his Notre Dame jersey if they won and he never texted back. What is this world coming to
I'm surprised this is your first encounter with pepper spray. surprised, and somewhat proud.
there is partying, then there is whatever we did last night.
Question: how does one descretely ask the ice cream truck driver thats out at 10:00pm if he sells weed?
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