For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
Fair warning.. porn on your laptop when you turn it on.. seemed like a wonderful idea last night.. until it died
The Rock is playing the tooth fairy. I can't believe I used to smell what that man was cooking
last time i saw her she was begging the broken jukebox to play lady gaga.
I found a map from his room to his bathroom this morning in my purse. Apparently I was too fucked up to get there without one.
Telling me that I would make a great "occasional fuck" was not appreciated.
They're not that bad of drunks, they come back to the vehicle with more stuff than they went in with, so its a profitable venture.
These are your "grown up" slampiece's new hours of operation; please plan accordingly
HELP! How do I get paint off the dog?
He asked me for a pic so I sent him a pic of my boyfriends dick.
He had a flex off with himself in the mirror but he thought it was someone else for at least 20minutes.
I gave him a hand job in the parking lot... now he thinks we're meant for each other...
Whatever you wanna call it i just wanna get railed tonight
Okay, let's just all take a step back and think about how funny this will seem in like a year... Maybe 2 if his nose is actually broken.
and by running errands I mean eating an entire bag of milanos by myself in the Walmart parking lot
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