i learned a valuable lesson last night. sometimes nice girls finish first. twice.
So you started off by saying "no homo," but patting his crotch and saying his jeans fit him wonderfully may have overshadowed that.
Nothing says "I'm a sorority girl" like puking at 830 in the am, wearing my anti-hazing pin, and getting ready for a tea party.
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
We welcome drunken adversity.
With open legs.
apparently the last bar didn't like my halloween costume with syringes filled with whiskey
dude she got out of bed and definitely took a shit then checked her stomach out in the mirror and whispered "well that probably took off five pounds"
You're only allowed to hookup with one freshman a semester. MAKE IT COUNT.
Also, I've found a new way to get drunk at work for free. Everytime I make a bushwhacker and there's extra... I put it in a cup. Its the Never ending drink.
How do I go about this? "Hey, its my birthday in 40 minutes. Would you like to come over for some sex? Also, please bring snacks"?
Remember that time we turned a can of Axe body spray into a flame thrower?
Yo, how much weed can I get for a caf swipe?
the guy I've been trying to get with saw my brother's genitals before he saw mine, so that's my life.
Is a swingers hotel appropriate for an anniversary?
I am 5' 11" of pure, uncut Fuck Off right now.
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