i just learned how to squirt via google. life is good.
Jus posted an album so big that it takes my manhood into question
I guess on the plus side everyone really, really enjoyed my nipple clamps
90 persent of me said don't pee on that fake plant. Buyt i did
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test run with donkey pinata disastrous. broken glass and tequila EVERYWHERE
Going out so taking the 2nd 1/2 of beer w/ me ont'tube in a Pringles tube. I give money to people on the street that have more self respect.
before we even ate breakfast we'd found an eighth of weed in some old purse she never uses. it was gone by lunch
i never thought i could drink so much vodka in 8 minutes
its like the body should be a temple but we treat it like a kmart
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No, I know her type. Tall, lanky, uses teeth when giving head, and runs like a giraffe. Don't do it man..
Flaming shots last night. Missing an eye brow. There a connection?
And then, I saw the prophecy come to fruition. It was the Dick of Destiny.
I woke up this morning with a pop tart under my pillow with one bite eaten. Another pop tart was in the floor. No recollection whatsoever. I ate the one under my pillow for breakfast, though.
Naked snow angels was a very bad idea. My vag is now frozen shut.
I feel like one thing if I have going for me is that my bed looks like a nice place to have sex
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