i'm in the guys across the halls apartment. i think 7 MIP guy wants me. he just got a medical marijuana card. might be worth it.
hooked up with a girl who spoke elfish last night..what up 8th grade lord of the rings fantasies
he went down on me with a nose plug on, you tell me how it went
in my lab write-up should i mention that i watered my plant with tequila?
I am at the point where deciding not to drink alone is worth a rocky music montage in and of itself.
She looked at my facebook and decided to bump the security deposit up an extra 250...now we have to destroy the house, its expected and I wouldn't want to disappoint
Between the hair pulling and the choking its its more like combat than sex
Sorry I have an "Operation Iraqi Freedom" fantasy
I have a challenge for you: find out where you are. you will receive Taco Bell if you succeed
Do me a favor? If you get with him, please lick his abs. Someone has too they're just too beautiful not to.
Other than my penis smelling like an ashtray, it went really well.
Welcome to the single world where it seems vibrator batteries are in short supply and making a sandwich while naked at 2am is relatively normal
Say whatever you bloody well like; you don't know the true meaning of life until you have smoked to a Sade cd.
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
I just stood beside an Amish man and bought Cocoa Krispies and tampons.
That sounds good. I'd totally blow you somewhere quick but im not in the frame of mind to think of a place
Be outside in 5
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