i was unaware that anal sex sometimes ends with shit on the bed.
What should i be more turned off about... his massive collection of condoms or that he asked me to sign my name by number 68 on the list posted on his wall?
I think the two go hand in hand.
you threw your tampon into someones open car window...while they were driving.
my vagina's been through so much this weekend
you mean so much has been through your vagina this weekend?
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
Still drunk just puked in the meat cooler tried to clean it up with ham. Its not working
he started drinking at 9am with grey goose and pancakes. He IS my hero.
Guys with integrity exist just to rain on my slut parade.
I like to think of you as more a magic eight ball of my life's journey?
Great way to live...just blowing loads on upholstery
Hold on - sidebar. My best friend just threw a 40 pack of condoms through my window.
Quick how do you hit on a guy in the car behind you? It's important.
Bed, food, and you got really nice boobs. That's it really. Foundations of friendship right there.
He tried to break dance on the island in the kitchen and ended up knocking over everyone's alcohol onto the floor then yelled "GUCCI" before vomiting
You know shits really hit the fan when you start using public bathroom air freshener spray as perfume
what? where are you?
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