it was a shit show
We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet.
I'm so never shaving my vag in a target bathroom for him again.
i think a pirate just stole the rest of our fucking beer. what an appropriate costume.
just went trash diving in my work clothes for weed. A&E's intervention here i come.
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everyone has their kryptonite. mine just happens to be 18 year old blonde girls.
The fact you even thought licking it would fix it boggles my mind
Well it worked
Not the point
btw theres a pine tree in the downstairs shower. the guys thought it would be a great free air freshener.
I hooked up with a 20 year old last night. I feel like a hocus pocus witch that sucked life from a child.
Do you think I could convince a doctor that my uterus is poisoning me? It wouldn't technically be a lie. It does more harm than good.
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The drunk people on this bus are singing Journey songs. This is the whitest thing I've ever experienced
In the pie chart of my life, she is a huge part of why I drink.
I'm going to have to have a long talk with god if my soul mate has a prince albert
Was considering going to moonshine but I think I'm just gonna stay home and drink beer because there is no law against partial nudity here.
I can't wait to get home and brush the fuck outta my teeth.
Literally.
While buying Plan B the lady at the counter looked at me and said hope you have a successful night as I walked away in shame
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