i just made a list of the people i have slept with. is it bad that some of them are just either names of the places i met them or the color of the shirts?
i also rounded the number up for good measure. i am sure there are a few i have forgotten about.
dude I just realized something - girls return my clothes washed so in thought bringing girls home is like avoiding going to the laundramat
She said my main job as maid of honor is to ensure the groom doesn't find out that each of his seven groomsmen has had his penis inside her.
he kept a regular condom in his wallet just so he could comment on how it wouldnt fit before whipping out the magnums. i give him points for the build up
Underwear, t-shirt, bottle of Pinot Grigio and Golden Girls. I've hit a new level of homosexual.
You never know how much you love your bed until you sleep with 4 other people in your car.
NO. ANAL IS NOT A GAME.
I no longer believe that the road to self esteem is through his penis.
Pretty sure the guy I hooked up with Saturday gave me a buy one get one free coupon for chipotle. Who said nice guys don't exist?
I got so many dick pics last night. It was like a slideshow from heaven.
He was so energetic. It was like screwing a bunny.
my dry spell has ended & now it's like a tsunami of dick i can't handle it
He started talking about getting a puppy together. So of course I went down on him later
While she was pissing on the neighbors shrubs, they threatened to call the cops...she mumbled 'don't threaten me with a good time", so to answer your question, yes she was drunk.
My dad just invited me to smoke a blunt with him. Parent-child bonding at its finest (and highest).
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