He bought me ice cream and then I gave him a bj
I think that's fair trade off
You seriously don't know?He was trying to arrest you and you were shouting that you were being punk'd. Punk'd? that show got cancelled like 5 years ago.
That haircut screams I'm 35 but I still eat pussy.
In hindsight, buying 4 different kinds of vibrators at once may have been a little overenthusiastic of me.
My overnight senior got drunk and hooked up with Kaylee on Sunday. I checked Facebook and he already put down his deposit for next year. This school should pay me a commission.
i'm about to say screw it and get drunk in the hotel by myself
It's 2 pm, at least sit by the pool...
Is putting "Tonight I'm Fucking You" on my date playlist too forward?
my longitudinal study of the long term effects of sloth and alchol-intake is nearly complete.
so you are graduating this semester.
It's just weird. It's like Big Bird dating Meg Griffin.
She came to class yesterday wearing a shirt saying Maybe Partying Will Help. Showed up to class today and puked three times.
I wish I could have seen the drive thru woman's face after " May I please have 20 Mcflurrys.....and a large diet coke, I'm trying to watch my weight for bikini season."
what are you going as for halloween?
drunk, naked, & emotionally unstable
Shia LaBeouf arrested in austin for public intoxication. JUST DO IT
I'm excited for him and his new girlfriend. I'm just going to miss his penis is what I'm saying.
The internet was right. Snorting muscle relaxers is awful
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