if you dont talk to me in person you cant text me
Why. Ill be the rabbit if ull be the carrot.
I have way too many pictures of poop on my phone
i effin hate jeff goldbloom.
but i totally would still bang him
youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
By the way, I think my next facebook status update will read, "Aaron recently found out Vanessa's a screamer."
oh god.
Can you check your dirty laundry bag for my tooth.
The staff doesn't like it when you try and take your wheelchair for a joy ride since I've been waiting for an hour and a half.
This tiny cat is tiny breathing with her tiny lungs and im having a tiny freak out. Like those lungs have to be super tiny.
So our trip to Disney World ended in the three of us stripping at a gay club in orlando.
Did you really get up in the middle of a tattoo to go get Taco Bell?
I'm coming right back.
You left me alone with nothing but donuts and my thoughts.
Do you know how close I got to throwing him over the edge of the canyon?
boys just don't understand what they're missing out on.
he's missing out on my boobs looking marvelous this evening.
You have ten minutes starting with this message to get here. Or I'm putting my clothes back on.
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