Writing my paper on freud at bar
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Going up to girls and asking if they were anal explosive or anal retentive as children
Smooth
did not feel like going to store to get condoms last night so went to her pantry and got a sandwich bag and a rubberband
did it work?
nope
so this was truly a case of the blacked out leading the blacked out.
I am drinking at a movie theater seeing a children's movie, 2nd time this week
No sexy Asian girl. No comfy bed. I'm just gonna lie here in the hall next to the garbage can until someone comes home.
I was so intoxicated last night I was giving out my real name and number ugh.
The nausea has returned and I can't handle such things to exit my body so violently
Do you think we could brew coffee with beer? I'm thinking a hazelnut Guinnesspresso can only end with pure awesome.
Pencil dick carries the name proudly.
I fucked him on my yoga mat. Then we wake and baked and ate granola. So yes, you could say I found my center.
I'm eating a subway sandwich in the bathtub because I don't want to move. God bless boys from Brooklyn
CURSE YOU AND YOUR SEXY LOGIC
i feel like ive seen the light, but not in the nasty christian way. thats gross. say no to jesus, kids
Sorry you uh had to see that last night. That's the problem with open fields, no privacy...
Is that strawberry winking at me??
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