You know how I told you I don't have many naked pics? Apparently that changed last night.
Brutally Honest is my real middle name, Princess just sounds better.
It smells like wine and fried chicken. Im confused and intrigued.
She woke up laying on my kitchen floor, ketchup bottle as her pillow, in front of my fridge.
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I need a second opinion on who's blood is in my car.
I know you hold the fastest time for "zoo downhill wheelchair racing" but I don't see what that has to do with this.
I just Tebowed the shit out of her.
Nice and you can't use "Tebow" in the place of every verb.
it was good sex until i became a rubber doll and he became a jack hammer, so i guess overall it was good
She refuses to believe she pulled down her pants and spanked her ass in front of us
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4:37 am. You're wearing underwear and carpet skates. Borderline crying. You want to punch Morgan. Have not stopped singing Give Your Heart a Break.
Just face planted the stairs. Apparently Santa brought an extra step while I was at the bar... Fucking dick
Did body shots with a guy... Ended up being the ref of my volleyball game... So that's why we won
BUT DID YOU RIDE THAT DICK INTO THE SUNSET THO?
Lol for real, I'm Kylie Jenner "this is my year of realizing things" right now
No problem...what are friends for if they can't rub eachothers genitals.
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