Jizz is so healthy, they should sell it at Jamba Juice. Call it "Jamba's Juice". Genius.
If God had a period, it would result in diet faygo redpop
Getting 10 cents back for every can is really just encouraging alcoholism.
you kept shouting how the only tree you would hump is an elm tree because they're under populated
It's a gateway drink.... Starts with wine... Then I wake up in my car with mascara on my arms covered in french fries...
I offered to buy ihop waffles for all the homeless people outside the metro. It was time to go to bed.
For u too. Could be years before u have a finger in ur ass
You rolled around in the grass BEFORE we went in and said it was because "ladies love that eau de earth"
You told us that you don't have to wait in line at Taco Bell. Then, drove up to the window and grabbed someone else's food.
I found all these half eaten mandarin orange on the ground and the bruises on my neck are definetely not hickies
i sent my dealer a picture of the money i would pay him. i also told him i would pay him in cheez-its if he would prefer that.
The profile of her ass is just unreal. Weird way to use profile I know, but never more accurate
I will feed you tacos. I will touch your butt. Happy Valentine's Day ❤️
Crazy homeless man drinking beer out of a vitamin water container on the bus just set me up on a date with the yuppie next to him
Sorry I drunk. I wouldn’t eat those pancakes. I think I put glitter in them.
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