So I just opened the bag you gave me and those panties aren't mine...
oh
So are we goin out tonight?
Dude, we woke up in your car in some parking lot last night...
And that was fun, wasn't it?
so my aunt is sitting on the couch, eating a brownie and watching the biggest loser saying how it's not that hard to eat healthy
man i love america
we are cloud gazing and there is one that looks like a giant baby riding a dolphin and smoking a joint
i wish there was a reasonable explanation for why this reminds me of you
I just got a high school volleyball teams practice cancelled because I slept with the head coach through their practice time.
I was throwing up in the shower. He was throwing up on me. It was a cute couple moment for us.
Yes but from my experience being high around your own baby makes you feel like the worst kind of mom
Btw he dated my mom. You're Eskimo siblings with my mom. Good job.
Had a turkey baster with clean pee in it in my pants to pass a drug test, and the bottom fell off, so yeah I'm pretty pissed.
Are the transvestites working the counter tonight? Last time I was there they gave me love advice.
What if there is no right person? Maybe it's just the right cat. Or the right 12 cats.
There is a guy here calling himself the pants less weed fairy
I'm with the cops, Trish's gay husband stabbed himself and is framing her for attempt of murder and I'm dressed 4 the club I'm wearing leather pants leather jacket leather boots and black club top. Embarrassed
So if your sore it's because you tried to tackle a tree last night. When I told you at the party, you said "What do you expect, I'm an athlete!"
Sorry. Im too sleepy to penis.
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