If she didn't want me to pass out in her bathroom, then she shouldn't have such a furry rug in there
we sixty- nined on a tennis court.. not even drunk. you say insane. i say creative genius.
Lesbian chick is doing her presentation on the time she woke up on the dockside still drunk at 7 am. This is why I show up to chinese class.
remember that response paper i wrote naked, at 745am still drunk with a naked dude in my bed? yeah, totally got an a- on that. and he loved my insight.
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I can't even use my hands i'm so hungover
I just noticed my teeth are no longer straight. Wondering if anyone had an explanation.
almost getting arrested is turning into fucking this cop in his ex wife's lawn. see you tomorrow
K, so let's go ahead and say that mcnugget and margarita Tuesday was a bad idea
he's like a horny 3rd grader on cocaine. he needs a leash
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I lost my favorite bra in his hotel room. Is it bad that that's the only reason I hope he texts me tomorrow?
I want to buy weed from this guy on Tinder but I'm not sure I should trust him...but it's free delivery
I woke up at 2 AM to find them in my living room with a radio flyer wagon full of milk glass plates and a Holstein cow. How am I going to explain this to my landlord!?!
She blew me while I watched the jets game and the hardest thing was deciding what to focus on more
It was like Strip poker and blow, but with Yu-Gi-Oh cards
What you have to understand is that our lives aren't a disappointment so much as they crashed and burned with lethal doses of radiation and dog shit.
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