Like my Aunt Merial always says ... big dicks, big dicks.
Shaq going to Cleveland; Vince Carter to the Magic; Michael Jackson, Farrah Fawcett, and Ed McMahon die.... ARMAGEDDON IS UPON US!!!!!
Who did Billy Mays play for?
She has a concussion we think. Dancing to barbie girl.
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ugh the "ive seen you naked on the internet" look is really getting tiring
We ended up sleeping in the emergency room for safety (you know, well lit, cameras..) and then an ambulance drove us to the train station around 4am. great last night in australia.
It was awkward at first he now knows I fucked his little brother, they were both there. then the tequila kicked in and everything was fine.
The last thing I remember was you puking all over the inside of my door and him yelling "PUKING RALLY!!!"
PAAAANTS ARE FOR AAAASSHOLES
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My dad lost his bandaid somewhere in the turkey. It was a mixture of thanksgiving and an Easter egg hunt
Your final is gonna be as easy for you as getting into straight girls' pants is for me.
How the hell do you misplace a bag of tacos in a closet?
He told me that he wants to fuck me only wearing a princess tiara...How could I possibly say no to that?
Who wants to play the "pick up your shit from our floor because you're not paying rent or dating either of us" game?
YOU UNCULTURED BADGER
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