That's the secret to virgins: blizzards.
I woke up on my floor...
I woke up with colors of the wind playing on repeat on my laptop...
The mall is playing a fucking country mix of lady marmalade.
welcome to maine.
Yeah i'm definitely friends with drunk kyle, not sober kyle.
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Why do I feel like I'm not the only one drinking to make my night class teacher look better?
one of the service guys here said i licked ranch off your face lastnight
Softest bathroom rug I've slept on in my life, there have been many
I just tripped out to the Angel of Music from Phantom of the Opera in my car. Wayyyy to high for shuffle right now.
I'm beer bonging chocolate fondue. That's how my Valentines Day is going.
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Why is there soup literally in every orifice of my body?
She said, after pronouncing how sober she was, and I quote 'Take this bag, it's so heavy it's like 500 degrees! Wait, is it time to go? Can I run? I think I can run!' Then she ran away.
There are many penises to be discovered and claimed tonight
We're like Lewis and Clark
Drinking wine from a straw at 6:15 in the morning. This is what college does to people.
You know you're an upperclassmen when you go to a party with no makeup, wet hair, weed socks, and no shoes, take a shot ski, then leave
The fact that u had sex with a Disney prince blows my mind, you're my hero.
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