oh and i really hope miley falls off this mountain she is climbing
I am at the gas station and there is a whole amish family here I'm not sure why the amish need gas but I think its worth investigating
I just ate a cashew that looked EXACTLY like your dick.
He stole her cigarettes and walked 15 miles just so he wouldn't have to wake up next to her. God I love being a lesbian.
And leave it to John to ask the cabby to make a Porno in his cab
That is correct. I did in fact somehow pass out in the tanning booth for over an hour. And yes the attendant did have to open it up and shake me awake.
I think god is proud of me so he is rewarding me in discounted wine
Is it penis luge time yet?
i understand you have values and thats awesome, all i want to help you do is forget about them breifly
So I peed on what I thought was a wall while in nashville come to find out while running from the cop it was just a dark tinted window and the while bar witnessed me peeing
and i'm going to kill you for what you did to my nipples last night. of course i want to hang out
Hahahaaa There's this one girl crying hysterically and wrapped around (i believe) her ex's leg. He's trying to shake her off without spilling his beer. This is fucking priceless.
i've created a new STD.
if this uncomfortable exchange we're having is you trying to flirt with me i suggest you stop it before someone gets hurt
I'm only coming over if you have cocaine or a snickers bar
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