I have demons in me.
how was the sex?
he smelled like pickles and burnt hair.
well, there's that.
It's all fun and games until the last slice of pizza gets bong water spilled on it.
bio was interesting today. swabbed my mouth to see what the cells where, ha. found a sperm cell. he was just that awesome
No we didn't have sex. I got my period on his finger.
She compared sex to doing dishes."You scrub them until they're wet."
its 4:30 pm. In the mall. Just threw up into my hands. I love Vegas and Vegas loves me
Just got my period. This just makes my beach escapade totally even that much more ok.
The grocery store is a combo of ghetto ppl complaining that the low fat chips are all that's left and hipsters trying to eat organic during the hurricane
So your bra was hanging in the Christmas tree last night at some point I think
sending him nudies in gran's hospital bathroom. you?
Okay I'm officially a Texan now, I banged a dude with cowboy boots
He shampooed and conditioned his pubes but can't manscape for shit.
no real plans this weekend. trying to derail the alcohol induced fucking hell train I've been riding for the past three weeks.
Always great to be boarding a plane when you realize that what you thought was gas is actually very untrustworthy
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