I thought we agreed I wasn't a screamer?
You act like this is the first time I literally thought I was invisible.
It's a system.. i get to hook up with them and you get to play words with friends with them afterwards.
Bring single women, or taken women who are unhappy with their relationships, or women who are happy with their relationships but have low moral standards, or women who just like to remove clothing when drunk (relationship status is unimportant for this option)
They installed a lotion dispenser in the bathroom at work... its like they want me to masturbate on the clock...
we probably should not get naked in my neighbor's garage again. just sayin
aha we'll just say that my mind was so focused on A Bugs Life that it was hard to maintain an erection
Soo I woke up in the storage room at best western....I dont even know what say
It has been so long since I got any action that I have decided to change my vagina's name from "the chamber of judgement" to "the cave of forgotten dreams".
He kept telling me Te Amo last night. Over and over. And that he was scared. Drunkenly. In Spanish.
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
I want to bone him until his eyes fall out
So... Sex in my rain boots last night. Trashy or a great show of character?
If it was with a guy, trashy. Sex with a girl is never trashy.
That portable toilet under the bed? Turns out it was a tuba. Explains alot.
She was shaving her legs in the neighbors pool when we found her.
Where'd she get the razor?
Not the point.
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