the pool opens at 11. by 1115 the ambulance had been called.
$1 pitcher night should be outlawed.
I am spending my work day planning my weekend drinking schedule
it will be an insanely irresponsible summer.the only things i plan on not doing are dying and getting pregnant.and even those are negotiable
If you spent as much time trying to get laid as you do masturbating you would surpass all of us.
Ecstasy should be its own food group.
Pretty sure that molly fried my sinus infection away; i regret nothing
I'm shoveling snow with a camel-pack full of beer in a blizzard. I love snow days as an adult!!!
I just threw up 34 cents. What in god's name did we do last night?
I didn't think I was even that high but when we were standing in the cop car's headlights I totally forgot how to use my arms
When you wake up on the bus on 139th but you're staying at 6th
133 to go
Drunk within and hour of coming home from work, merry christmas bitch
I'm currently drunk proofing my room
Remind me to do laundry tomorrow so i have something decent to take off when i get laid.
Only if I get to be Gritty
How would you be Gritty for a fantasy hockey league?
Don't worry about it.
Randomize
