Cut to me doing the walk of shame to work from a hotel.
my clit piercing makes the metal detector go off
i've been fucking this guy since february and just found out he might be uncircumsized. currently google image searching to confirm.
He said "ride me pocahontas" while I was on top of him last night
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Side note: I think I fell asleep holding a cereal box
Wait til she sees the pic of her vag in court docs.
That's two mile stones in one shot. A ginger and that's my third ashley.
Power went out. She lit a candle and gave me head. Made some pretty impressive candlelight cocksucking shadowpuppets. Must be what porn was like in olden times.
Just consider it? What else do you have going on today that could be as awesome as a day full of lord of the rings and sex?
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His friend still there? Be like "I need to see both of your dicks ASAP"
Sent him a snap chat of him eating me out so he can relive the moment.
He rubbed aloe on my sunburn while I blew him... could he be anymore perfect?
Chipotle farts are not good for seducing boys.
i feel like ive seen the light, but not in the nasty christian way. thats gross. say no to jesus, kids
Hahaha. I'm so high, this is gonna be so intense. Even the DVD menu scared the shit out of me.
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